Lol ily too
A nigga who doesn’t ly too”. (via anthonycoldwinter)

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tokkiehp:

What have I just seen ?!💥 on We Heart It.

tokkiehp:

What have I just seen ?!💥 on We Heart It.

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

(Source: best-of-memes)

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

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lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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